August 24, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Marilyn Monroe's crypt and the coming influx of bidets.

Transcript

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0:00.0	TVTL, it's like a... a Zen thing.
0:07.0	The kids school they call me Nance.
0:09.0	It's a stutter word, the stutter fingers.
0:12.0	Stutter milk pancakes.
0:14.0	The butter thing opens up a lot of doors for them.
0:16.0	You know, I work corrective shoes as a kid.
0:19.0	Really?
0:20.0	When I was born, I had a malformed extra baby foot
0:24.0	extending from my actual foot.
0:26.0	Oh, they think maybe I ate my twin.
0:29.0	But after the surgery to remove it, I walked pigeon-toed.
0:33.0	So, all through grade school, I had to wear corrective foot gear
0:37.0	that attached to a head gear.
0:41.0	Well, let me tell you, you've stumbled upon the right place,
0:44.0	the all-inclusive, large-tented, very welcoming, amniotic sack that is.
0:49.0	A Monday night edition of TVTL.
0:52.0	The show that might be too beautiful to live.
0:54.0	You got the touch!
0:56.0	You got the power!
0:59.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 191 pounds.
1:04.0	I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.
1:07.0	Actually, I think my behavior, at least my body's reaction to what I was eating over the weekend,
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