This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 97-3 FM.

It's Rules Rules with Channel 5 is Dr. Steve Rool.

I'm Dr. Steve Rool, but the rules rule.

I know it's prom times coming up, and if you're a senior in high school, you're thinking,

what the heck am I going to do for date?

Take your sister, dumb dumb. She's a girl.

If you're health.

I'm falling in love with dealer.

I love you, Joe.

I have been pity and foos for 28 years, Bill, and it's never personal.

The Earth is a small, classy, gold pin with a letter's TTM. Talk to me.

Well, okay, here I go then.

Welcome to a Monday night, all prom after glowy edition of TBTL.

The show that is probably too beautiful to live.

I mean, it would simply have to be after all the fun we had on Friday night.

As soon as we get the kinks worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.

Not too shabby, considering that I was in a sort of post-prime celebration that started on,

I think Thursday night at Barolo and extended until today at the Honeyhole on Capitol Hill.

But Flash, when you asked if I wanted some Azteca, I said no because I'm back on the horse.

And very proud to be.

And so 188, I can live with that. I can live with that. It's sub 190.

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