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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

August 18, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: PRom Recap

It's not a beautiful day in Luke's neighborhood

Transcript

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0:00.0

You asked for it our three of TVTL with Luke Burbank starts now on news talk

0:08.3

710 Cairo no on 973 FM

0:15.0

Jake never mind me. How many pull-outs takes group of life ball? I don't know, Claire. What? No, takes three

0:24.0

Wait a minute, I told him wrong. Here I'm starting again. How come it takes three pull-outs

0:31.0

screw up a light bulb? Oh no, Claire. Because they're so darn stupid. Luke enough, what's the matter? Don't you get it? I guess that's why they call it a way Homer. What is that?

0:44.0

Because you only get it on a way home. I'm already home, Claire.

0:48.0

Next time you're bored, go outside, walk down to whatever your local video store is, or maybe your own collection if you're somebody who hasn't put in raising Arizona and just enjoy fine, fine filmmaking.

1:09.0

By the way, there's that new Cohen Brothers movie burn after reading. I keep seeing trailers for that. I saw Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express this weekend and I saw that trailer twice for the new Cohen Brothers movie. Oh my god, it looks great.

1:24.0

I feel like we have totally hit this between like the dark night and Tropic Thunder and in Pineapple Express. I think that we're in a really kind of in a sweet spot for movies right now.

1:35.0

I have not seen back-to-back movies in the theater in the longest time. It had to be partially because it was like a hundred thousand degrees here Saturday and Sunday.

1:47.0

No, I can't believe our prom was on the hottest night of the year. It was so effing hot in there.

1:52.0

You can't believe it. I was the one walking around. I had commandeered a napkin, a serving napkin from behind the bar and I was dabbing.

2:00.0

Now, tell me honestly, Jen, did that seem totally bizarre because I felt like it was better than the alternative, which was me having like massive sweat running down my face the whole time.

2:09.0

No, I thought that was perfectly appropriate. I mean, I was telling people, do whatever you have to do. I mean, people were sweating so profusely and they kept apologizing to me for going outside and I'm like, no, no, do whatever you have to do. It is so hot.

2:21.0

They ended up being an impromptu party out on the sidewalk because it was cooler. The only downside was you couldn't take your drink out there.

2:27.0

But other than that, you could still hear the music. You could see into the prom because there was like a huge open window kind of thing that rolled up that was well and two guys got thrown out like permanently because they were trying to have their drink kind of inside and reached through the window and drink it.

2:44.0

And they got thrown out. I asked Nico, I said, was there anything interesting about them so I could know who it was. And he was white guys in the 30s.

2:52.0

Oh, like everyone else.

2:54.0

Sounds about right.

2:57.0

No, I thought it was fine. At first, I thought you had pulled the ruffle off your shirt and that that's what you were using. And then I realized the ruffle was still there.

3:05.0

So, yeah, luckily I was already dressed like a bizarre southern dandy.

3:13.0

And so the dabbing of the forehead seemed to just be me going really deep into the character.

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