All of you people, there is a big world out there, bigger than prom, bigger than high school,

and it won't matter if you were the prom queen or the quarterback of the football team or the biggest nerd in school.

Totally false. There is nothing bigger than prom, and if you were a nerd in high school, your life will continue to suck.

As we all know, everyone who's captain of the football team, they turn out awesome, and everyone who is a nerd, the rest of their life is forever marred by the fact that they were not popular.

We live in a town filled with nerds who never made anything of their lives.

That's right. Bill Gates would trade his billions for having been the starting quarterback at Ingram High School.

Speaking of which, by the way, this is TBTL on News Talk 17, current now on 97-3 FM.

It's Luke and Jen here. It's the night of the TBTL prom, and we are in our final hour of this Friday night homage to prom. It's really a promage.

A promage?

She like better than what I've been saying all night. Prom, test it.

No, no, I like both of them. I think there's a big tent. There's a room for all kinds of weird portmentos.

Portmentos?

Toast.

So we're actually on tape right now, because we are at the prom having a whale of a time. Hopefully you are on your way over there, or maybe you're already there enjoying yourself.

But for all of you who didn't get tickets in time, or who are time bandits listening in other parts of the country in the world, we didn't want to let you down on a Friday night wanted to make sure we were still here bringing you all that TBTL goodness.

But as I just said, speaking of Ingram High School in Seattle, we have now come to the prom memories segment of the show, where Jen and I will recount our prom experiences from drawn from our actual high school years.

And where we will interview the actual people we went to prom with, I'm going to have my former prom date on the show and Jen, I guess then we'll have yours on my prom date declined.

He said, no, thank you. And then proceeded to say what?

And then he said that night doesn't stand out from any other night we spent during high school. He said, I can't even remember it.

So you got a hold of this guy.

Yeah. And I told you, remember, I told you my whole thing about that night was that my dress was too low cut and I was nervous about it.

So I had really weird posture. How does he not remember that? I had a really low cut dress on.

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