August 15, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2008

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show! Prom is tonight and how to look awesome at your school dance

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank on NewsTog 710, Cairo.
0:08.5	This prompt is so great to be the best night of our lives.
0:12.0	The theme is totally kick-ass.
0:15.0	Do you know what happens at proms?
0:17.0	Yes, Daddy will dance, will kiss, will come home.
0:20.0	It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.
0:22.0	Kissing, huh? That's what the thing happens?
0:24.5	Got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows
0:28.0	in placenta all day long.
0:30.0	This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives.
0:33.0	The prom, party's homecoming, we're supposed to have memories.
0:37.0	It's the night of the senior prom.
0:40.0	The Bates High School gym is alive with excitement.
0:44.0	Everybody is there.
0:46.0	Even Carrie White.
0:49.0	The girl, no one likes.
0:51.0	Well, sorry about this incident, Cassie.
0:54.0	It's Carrie!
0:56.0	Let me tell you something.
0:59.0	I don't care about being your stupid prom queen.
1:03.0	I'm 25 years old.
1:05.0	I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Time.
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