This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.

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And give it up for probably the most specialist Tuesday night edition of TBTL ever.

Coming to you in beautiful, crystal clear, FM quality at this very moment, via 97.3 FM.

We're gonna turn it on. We're gonna bring you the power. We're gonna light us a dark night like the bright end day and I want to sing. We're gonna turn it on.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 186.5 pounds. FM even makes you skinnier. What can't it do?

Flash. Yes. You have positively got a glow about you. Is it the FM? I think so. Or is it actually the look of a mad woman losing her crap or just about to lose her crap over the TBTL prom? Because they look very similar.

It's one of those. You're the glass. I almost can't tell them apart. How are you doing? I'm doing great. Big doings for TBTL tonight, wouldn't you say? I know. What's your weight? 132. I wanted to be smelt for my FM debut. Oh, well, it worked. You look amazing. You sound amazing. You sound richer with more clarity with intensity. You just sound, you sound like you're ready for FM.

I should have expected nothing less. Flash Andrews. You're also about to lose your crap over the TBTL prom. We'll talk about that later, right?

Shawnee Cash. I know that you've long held dreams of being an FM radio star. And I know that you've always been ready for this. I mean, you've got basically a, you know, well, let me play this for Jen just to celebrate her sadness.

Because what I wanted to play for you, Sean, was this other thing. FM radio is hard. It's really hard to remember the next thing I was going to fire.

Shawnee, I know that you've always wanted to be an FM radio star. And I know that you've been kind of waiting just ready at any moment to flip the sort of FM switch. I mean, the chip switch basic.

When I'm ready to be receptive, that's when I kind of flip the switch, the chip switch.

Well, how's it feel, FM radio star? That feels really good. Coming at you.

Is that the voice that you're now going to use every time that you open the microphone now that we're available on 973 FM? That's right.

Well, I for one look very, very forward to that. What, what's your weight tonight? My weight is 149. Come on, Acha.

And also, please end every sentence with come match up. Okay. Come on, Acha. Okay, please.

We have a spectacular show for you tonight. A TBTL during which for the first time ever, frequencies will in fact be modulated. I do not lie.

Oh my God!

Tropic Thunder is getting a lot of attention. A lot of people very excited about this film, but some others not so happy about the use of the word retard in it.

And it's a very typical media kind of story. You've got your protesters, you've got your movie maker, but there's a major gen and I feel misunderstanding that's going on here.

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