This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

I know what sex means and is. I know about the clubs and drug.

I'm gonna assume that that's my cue, because when Judd Apatow reads his daughter's messages to Conan O'Brien.

I see red, and that means go time for Luke Burbank.

And a Monday Night Edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's, you know, probably too beautiful to live.

It's a Monday Night Edition. It's episode 150 in a collector's series.

And we waited this long. Let's do some awesome, not awesome.

Sometimes though, not, not as awesome.

Not awesome.

Not awesome. Not awesome, like my stress level.

As everybody out there probably knows at this point, awesome, not awesome.

It's time when we take you through the news of the weekend, of the week, of the day, and our personal lives.

You know, whatevs. And we tell you if it's awesome or if it's not awesome.

If it's awesome, Sean, all the way from Seattle, Washington will activate this thing.

And if it's not awesome, he'll play this other thing.

Sean, what's your stress level, probably, my friend?

Oh, just the whole problem thing. And finally, my outfit.

Yeah, believe me. It's going to be cool.

I feel it. The thing is, Jen feels the most stress.

And then I feel the stress radiating off of her.

And then you're probably, you're downwind, but you're like a couple miles downwind of it, Sean.

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