[Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas!
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
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🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS
RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS
RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, friends and listeners. It is Joe Lippoor here from Rood Tales of Magic. Now, normally, |
| 0:09.0 | you'd hear me playing Scooter Carton on Rood Tales of Magic, Blue Kindness High, our thrilling new |
| 0:15.0 | campaign. But today, I'm not playing a character. Well, later I'm playing a character in a few |
| 0:19.6 | moments. But right now, I'm not playing a character. Why? To I'm playing a character in a few moments, but right now I'm |
| 0:21.1 | not playing a character. Why? To talk to you directly one-on-one and let you know about this |
| 0:27.3 | month's Patreon Game of the Month. We've tackled all sorts of worlds in our many Patreon Games |
| 0:33.0 | of the Month folks, all the way from 1930s gangsters to Frazier. And now we set our sights on one of the |
| 0:41.9 | hallmarks of the culture. Stories of ninjas and teens and mutants and pizza. For today, |
| 0:49.3 | I share with you a preview of oozes and ninjas, DM'd by Branson and starring myself, Tim Platt, and |
| 0:56.1 | The Allie Fisher. |
| 0:57.7 | I can't wait for you to hear it, and I know when you do, you'll be saying to me, Joe, what |
| 1:02.8 | an incredible sneak preview. |
| 1:04.5 | Thank you so much for sharing with me. |
| 1:06.5 | But I cannot be left hanging. |
| 1:08.4 | I need to hear the rest of this adventure. |
| 1:10.7 | My friend, do not worry. |
| 1:11.9 | You can hear it today. All you need to do is go to patreon.com slash rude tales of magic, link |
| 1:18.6 | in the show notes, and hear the complete, unabridged adventure. It's all there waiting for you |
| 1:25.4 | today. Now, you don't have to. You could just enjoy this 10 or so minutes on its own and move along with your life. |
| 1:33.3 | And patiently wait until next week for the next free adventure from the Rood Tales of Magic crew. |
| 1:38.3 | But please don't forget that we can't make those free adventures without the support of listeners just like you. |
| 1:45.6 | Yes, you on our Patreon. |
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