SMITE-VAXX!!!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
SMITE-VAXX! God releases a way to protect yourself from being smited by God. The gang debates The Sound Of Music VS. Grease, religious exemptions, and what churches should be converted into. Later on, God, Jesus, and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news.
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, you have to choose between the sound of music and Greece. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, you only get one. |
| 0:07.0 | It's a tough call. |
| 0:08.0 | Good God. |
| 0:09.0 | It is not a tough call. |
| 0:10.0 | It is not a tough call. |
| 0:12.0 | You go with the sound of music. |
| 0:14.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:15.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:16.0 | Holy shit, Jesus. |
| 0:18.0 | You're just saying Greece? |
| 0:19.0 | Yes. |
| 0:20.0 | There's something so happy about that. |
| 0:22.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:23.0 | It's the vibe. |
| 0:24.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:25.0 | It's the vibe. |
| 0:26.0 | Jesus. |
| 0:27.0 | This is why we crucified you! |
| 0:29.0 | Oh. |
| 0:32.0 | Benadreel Surafad, a guter-all-pepperation age, MMR vaccine, Claretin Zola, Prylasek, OTC, |
| 0:39.8 | and Azethromisin. |
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