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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good.

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0:00.0	I don't know if you ever do this. I'm just asking this is more of a question
0:02.9	The answer's probably no for both you guys gonna fucking weirdo, but like when I'm watching that shit
0:06.3	The the webcam stuff sometimes I imagine that they're doing it for me. Do you guys do that? I think that's a point
0:11.7	That's like that is the point. Yeah, that's that's like the big thing on like anything POV related
0:16.4	You ever talk shit yourself yourself?
0:18.4	You're gonna fucking kill it
0:20.4	Like you ever talk shit?
0:21.6	All watching porn? Yeah, like I'm dumb sometimes I jack off my fucking yeah like I like I'm I pump myself up for who?
0:27.6	From my own enjoyment. I don't know he gets me going sometimes you remind me of a Christian bail in American psycho
0:34.8	Well, that's a compliment anyway
0:39.4	No, I don't I don't even like to make any noise like it. I'm scaring my neighbor will hear anything
0:45.4	Well, you haven't said you make no noise, huh? No noises is you're like a Prius
0:50.0	You've heard a Prius going up a steep incline. Yeah, no noise. It's a lot of
0:58.1	Yeah, that's me I don't know. I'm like a Mustang 5.0. I was constantly making noises
1:03.4	Hey, but what you just noises are you yelling or just grunts? I'm fucking I'm yelling. I'm directing telling you fucking telling her what to say and shit
1:12.4	God damn Quentin Tino movie over here. God damn. I'm making a motherfucking feature film
1:16.7	Tino is really in the feet too. I know dude this really this new ground talking to us got the most
1:22.7	Beautiful fucking feet, bro. I swear to mother fucking God if she for an entire day
1:27.7	Just fucking wore blanket over the rest of our body and just show me her feet. I don't give a fuck
1:32.0	I will make her fucking I will make her exit bed just with her feet bitch your feet are fucking amazing put them
1:37.2	Shins and yoga. I love them. Oh my god, dude. They're all so much
1:41.5	Yoga, yeah, I put them on yoga. Get out. I
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