78: White Claw Porn

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.

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0:00.0	How are you gross? You fucked a fleshly with a fucking condom.
0:03.0	That's not gross. It's just pathetic.
0:04.6	Okay.
0:09.2	Alright, were you fucking live?
0:10.4	Is Callabraini on yet?
0:11.6	When is he coming on the podcast?
0:13.1	He ain't doing nothing, dude.
0:17.1	He's just being rich.
0:18.4	Is Callabraini rich for real?
0:19.6	Yeah.
0:20.6	Dude, okay.
0:21.7	There was a stat that someone sent me that Callabraini like,
0:24.8	I think, stop.
0:25.3	Didn't you win a fucking championship?
0:27.6	Probably some Lakers.
0:29.0	Oh my God.
0:29.8	I can't believe Joanne Howard won a God damn championship.
0:32.7	What did he do?
0:33.4	Isn't it so funny?
0:34.2	Not on those sports.
0:34.8	I don't know who that is.
0:35.6	It doesn't matter.
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