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Stiff Socks

79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.

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0:00.0

Junk it off is like cooking the cleanup is a worst part

0:05.6

Beat I think there's so many terms for sex is kind of crazy

0:10.6

Yeah, I like I'm trying to beat try to beat I'm trying to meet clap cheeks. That was a part

0:16.5

I heard that one in college. I was like stealing that new never ever clap cheeks

0:22.3

Fucking some pussy that's one the Jersey Shore ones the best smush

0:26.6

I like that it's where it smells much you

0:32.9

Walk into a room fresh after sex. It's terrible Greta loves it hold on. Uh-huh

0:40.7

Okay, have you doggies?

0:42.7

Dogs love that hormonal shit. They love it dude every single time from dog finds the girls panties on the floor

0:48.7

They're like oh this is a fucking olive garden. All you can eat buffet. Oh shit unlimited press sticks so much east

0:54.5

Um, there's so much leaking out of a vagina dude. What's going on? What's going on ladies? I don't even think ladies know

1:04.9

They don't it's just so much leakage what put a quark in it

1:09.7

Tension to the tampon no, but even after not not a tampon like there's just just oozing stuff

1:15.2

Can you imagine just dig just ooze stuff?

1:17.7

You like okay, huh?

1:21.3

I think I go to

1:22.5

I'll remember one of my friends in college he ended up having an STD

1:26.7

You know what the story backwards. This is M.I. Shaman. I started strong work backwards and not shaman

1:33.5

He had chlamydia, right, but he was trying to like I'm like shaman did no

1:37.4

Probably start work backwards. You know like his move is you die and then you work back

1:42.8

Tarantino, so my friend was like trying to like act like he was like a low-key trying to bring up the fact that he thought he had an STD

1:48.3

It was like man, I hate that shit like after you like raw dog girl like it like like like drips and shit after it and I was like

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