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The 93X Half-ass morning show.

Ninety-nine. X- half-ass morning show. 90, 3.

A scorpion stung a man in his testicles

while he slept at a Las Vegas hotel.

In the hotel's defense, he did ask for a 6 a.m. wake up.

A housekeeper at a hotel in Atlanta recently found $250,000 worth of cocaine

while cleaning a guest's room.

On the plus side, that hotel is spotless. Last week a whole

ass wheel just straight up fell off a Boeing airplane during takeoff. In a

statement Boeing said don't worry no one was hurt because the wheels fall was broken by a door that blew off one of our other planes. Giggiggiggiggiggiggiggiggiggiggiggigg giggigg gigggity, giggigggity, giggity giggggggity, giggggity gigggggggggggggggity gigggggggggggggggggggggggggiggity giggggggg what the hell is happening

life Peter that's what's happening showtime

there you go it is Tuesday.

Stupid stupid.

stupid Tuesday.

And you found yourself listening to the 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

It's a pleasure to know that you're there.

Very kind of you.

Pleasure to know, isn't it pleasurable?

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