DEATH CHAT 500 - Hand-mogged by a child (06/10/23) (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS

A YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and Tony finds out about the Gerudo women and Great Fairies

Finally: a prominent white nationalist tweets a Facebook post about her traditional, catholic, federal agent husband leaving her and their child to be even more of a fed

Music: Tears of the Kingdom Main Theme

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0:00.0	What do you want to start with?
0:03.6	You want to start with the Zelda stuff we couldn't get to on the bonus episode this week?
0:08.6	Yeah, also I got a fucking bone to pick with you.
0:11.0	What's up?
0:11.6	About Zelda.
0:12.6	Yeah, let's hear it.
0:13.5	Why is everybody that tried to sell me on Zelda didn't tell me that at one point you encounter a giantess fairy oh yeah um why didn't you start
0:27.7	with that you it's one of the objectives in the game is to uh set free all the mommy fairies
0:34.6	and they're like yeah what yeah if you're not playing is they're great fairies
0:38.6	they're they're they're great folks uh big big busty lusty ladies uh who help you upgrade your
0:45.5	armor by hugging you really tight or are you being serious i'm being very serious what the fuck man
0:53.4	why did anyone tell me about this?
0:57.3	I've been going, I've been going on Instagram looking at AI generated muscle mommies,
1:02.2	and I could have been playing Zelda the whole time. Have you seen the Garuda Warriors, bro?
1:09.1	No. No, no one's talking about the Garuda. I'm going to look up Garuda Warrior real quick.
1:14.3	They're like one of the, how do you spell that?
1:16.5	G-E-R-U-D-O.
1:21.7	Garuda.
1:22.2	Garuda warrior.
1:24.3	Yeah.
1:24.9	They're like one of the main four races and it's all just amazon women what what yeah
1:30.7	you're all so jacked what what this is bullshit you guys you know what something like when people
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