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Net Positive with John Crist

As A Man

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0

On day three of leftovers for lunch, have a day off.

0:05.0

Switch it up with a double cheeseburger for 249 on the McDonald's saver menu.

0:10.0

Leftovers left the chat.

0:12.0

Talk about saver satisfaction.

0:15.0

Served from 11 AM, price and participation may vary.

0:18.0

Fees apply to delivery orders, subject to availability.

0:20.0

We gotta start with a moment of silence for Spirit Airlines.

0:27.0

Moment of silence for...

0:28.6

That was it. That was the moment. Yeah, that good. Yeah. Everybody's saying Spirit

0:32.4

Airlands is my fault. Why? It's not my fault because my bit about Spirit Airlines.

0:36.5

Well, okay. The shoe bit about Spirit Airlines. Oh, okay. If the shoe fits.

0:39.8

Spirit Airlines is officially as of Monday out of business.

0:45.8

Yeah. Or is it as of Saturday, I think out of business.

0:48.6

Seast operations.

0:49.3

And they were like, dude, if you're, if your flight is, if you're in the airport, too bad. There was no like, sorry. In two weeks, we're going to get in a refund. Also, you're not getting a refund from spirit. Wait, so they just shut it down randomly on, with no warning. Yeah, like 3 a.m. Eastern Time. They go, hey, we're done. That flight you had at nine is no longer leaving.

1:11.2

People were at the airport.

1:13.0

There was no like, hey, in three weeks we're shutting down. Why would they do it like that? They ran out of cash. I mean, yeah, but they didn't see it dwindling down. Like, there wasn't a clock on the wall of like the money trickling down to zero. allegedly they were waiting for a government bailout and the government was like yeah we're actually good

1:27.2

and then they're like well my guys are fucked how do we have to a government bailout and the government was like, yeah, we're actually good. And then, well, I guess we're fucked.

1:29.1

How do we have to give a two-week notice?

1:30.9

The government treated them like a Facebook marketplace transaction. I guess we're not going to DFW-R-R-W-R-W-Roh. They're like, is this available still? And they're like, yeah, it is. Do you want it? Silent. That was the moment of silence.

1:42.5

It was the government not calling.

1:45.7

The moment of silence was the government not calling. The moment of silence was the government not calling. Oh, sorry about that. No, but yeah. We have, how can we have to put in a two-week notice? Right. And they don't. Right. They're the company. We're contributing to the, if you, dude, if you, no, hold on, hold, hold on. I don't realize this is how it happened.

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