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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.
0:22.4	Paddy Power.
0:23.3	Valid on selected leagues and markets only.
0:24.9	Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only.
0:27.3	T's and Clusions apply.
0:28.6	18 plus scummelware.org.
0:30.5	I have a confession.
0:34.7	Go ahead.
0:36.1	I was tempted this week. The greatest temptation that I faced as a man.
0:42.3	Every Christian man will face this temptation.
0:47.3	You know, I am engaged.
0:49.3	You know, a lot of comes with engagement.
0:53.3	And I was tempted by the greatest temptation that every Christian engaged man will face,
1:00.5	especially a man with a platform.
1:03.3	And I was, I came the closest to giving into this temptation,
1:07.6	but luckily through the grace of God, I overcame it.
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