Toes & Nails

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome in, ladies and gentlemen, episode number 207.
0:04.0	Oh, yeah.
0:05.4	Net Positive podcast, John Chris, Alex Easton.
0:08.2	Squad is live.
0:09.3	Tuesday, what is it?
0:10.2	Morning?
0:11.2	Tuesday.
0:11.8	I switch, you're going to notice a difference in me.
0:14.1	I switch from an energy drink to coffee.
0:16.0	You might notice something different.
0:17.8	You might notice something different.
0:18.9	I'm going to be around.
0:19.4	I want to have children.
0:20.2	Longchivity.
0:20.7	I want to see them.
0:21.5	Yeah.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:22.8	Everybody look away when I crack a monster.
0:24.1	Not me.
0:25.0	Look away.
0:25.8	No, I'm going to have one later. Okay. Oh, okay. I have a coffee first. I'm not going to be down on anyone. Obviously, dude. Hot episode of the show this week.
0:34.4	A bunch of clips to review.
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