RATS!

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The topic this week is no topic owing to an excess of intro prattling which the Bean Machine was unable to cope with. Did Henry forget to clean the Bean Machine slough-sump? Did Mike fail to de-scale the low-pressure waffle sprocket? Has Ben been at the raw prawns again? Or maybe rats got in. In time we may have answers for you but in the meantime here’s a hamless ham sandwich of a podcast episode to help you get to sleep.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Panty mini cheddar. They don't get cheddar than this.
0:04.0	Mmm! Could be the greatest cheese snack ever!
0:08.0	They might well breed.
0:10.0	I just wish I had my own packet.
0:12.0	Here's another. No chance. You're better by your own.
0:14.0	Well, that's mature.
0:16.0	Add some cheese to the moment, with mini-chedders baked with real cheese.
0:20.0	Ben, you sound a bit bad to me. Do you sound bad to Mike? Mike, do you spend sound OK to you?
0:34.0	To find bad Henry.
0:36.0	No, he sounds peachy.
0:38.0	Is it the tombre of my voice? Is it my level of sincerity?
0:42.0	The sincerity levels are really, really bad.
0:46.0	There's a crunch in, there's a bit of a cut, there's a slight...
0:48.0	I didn't, I'm not getting, I'm not getting crunch. I'm just getting smooth.
0:54.0	Smooth. Straight into it.
0:56.0	Straight into it.
0:58.0	It's 7pm and time for the classical hour. Classical smooth.
1:02.0	Here's Debussy.
1:04.0	The crunching must be inside your own sweet, Henry.
1:08.0	It might be in my own, my own system.
1:10.0	Schubert died after eating Mercury and shitting himself to death.
1:14.0	Here's his fit symphony in F-flat.
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