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J.E.075 certificate1-125.

Article the First.

Hey, do you know about the USA?

Do you know about the government? Can you tell me about the U.S.A. Do you know about the government? Can you tell me about the Constitution?

Hey, learn about the U.S.A.

Are you, uh, can you describe to the futurelings the process, just very briefly, the process of amending

the US Constitution?

Oh, wow. There's two different ways to do this. Am I right? You either need, you can do it with state conventions which is almost never done and I feel like I've

heard the suggested as a way to get around the what the liberal courts or whatever those damn

liberal courts or is it a national convention can you do it with a national

convention normally it's done with a series of state votes, right?

What, two-thirds of the states?

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