We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1302.

MK0934.

Certificate number 2776. The Three Governors.

The Choice She's Clear. Yeah, Abby's a clear.

Yeah, Abby O'Donnell, slave of the inarest,

homestokes, so you of the little man.

Ain't that right little fella?

He ain't lying.

My favorite of all the opera records, the three governors.

Do you like when the three governors sing an Aria for you?

Uh-huh. And who are they? The three blind governors.

It's Jesse Ventura. you're and who are they the three blind governors

Jesse Ventura

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jeb Bush

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