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Welcome to another arsecast on arseblock.com. In association with Ole Ole,

pay.com. It's near the end of the season and if you hear some strange noises during the recording

of this arsecast, it's because it's a beautiful day here in Dublin and I'm sitting here with

the window open. So if there are birds, twittering or lawnmores going off or traffic or police

helicopters around, don't pay any attention to it. I just hope that a wasp doesn't fly in and

somehow get down my pants and sting me right on my anus. That would be really, really bad.

Well, what else is there to say about that? Coming up on this week's arsecast, we have got all

your usual favorites. The man in the bar is here. Arsevenger Hawkins is here. The legend that

is Perry Groves returns for another blog chat and there's all sorts of other bits and pieces of

crap and what have you in there. So what's been happening since we spoken last? Well, it's been

a bad week in Europe for most English sides and the dream final of United versus Chelsea.

We'll now take place at Wembley instead of Athens and it won't be for the Champions League

it'll be for the FA Cup. Fairly toothless performance from United and Chelsea out on penalties

again. What can you do except laugh? In terms of arsenal, what's been happening? Not much.

It's been a quiet week. We played Fulham on Sunday, a great goal to start with early from

Baptista and then he reverted to type after that. We had other goals of course from Adi Bior to

sort of clinch it after Fulham had been let back into the game after some crazy goal keeping from

Jens Laman and he's worrying me. I have to say I know everyone says he's a great keeper and he

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