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Hello and welcome to another IceBlog Icecast, on oursblog.com.

In association as always, well since recently, with Ola.com, now I should warn you straight

from the start, that this is going to be the worst icecast ever, it's episode 27, and I've

been sitting here today trying to think of, you know, good things to do, and aside from

all the usual bits and pieces that we have like Arsaveng or Hawkins and the man in the

bar being here and a little blog chat with Gilberto Silver from Gunner Blog about that

new goalkeeper and signings that we have, I can't think of anything else to talk about,

or any sort of amusing little sketch type things. I had this whole thing planned out, which

was sort of like a Arsene Venger was a major in a war, and the guy is coming up going

Arsene, we need reinforcements and he's going, no, we don't need reinforcements and he's

going, look, there's Russians coming from the West, Americans from the North, blah, blah,

blah, blah, and he's going, no, I don't necessarily feel that reinforcements are the way to

win the battle, et cetera, et cetera, you know, look at them from the North, they only

signed Wounded Field General, you know, if we can get one or two super soldiers in, it

was all very topical and cool. I spent ages putting together this sort of background

of war, special effects and explosions and machine guns and everything and just couldn't

think of any way to finish it off. Very well depressing, really. So that's why, now

this is going to be the worst Arscast ever. And Alex, but this is the, this is the funniest

thing I could come up with today. Wait, this is it, I told you this was going to be the

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