Hi, I'm Stan Cranky. I'm the new owner of oursblog.com. Okay, I know what you're thinking.

Everything's gonna change around here, but you'd be wrong. I'm here with the best of

intentions. I love oursblog. Ourzblog is what keeps me going in the morning. I fully respect

the history and traditions of oursblog. It is, of course, one of the greatest blog franchises

in the world. I want to assure all you oursblog fans that everything, and I mean everything,

is gonna remain the same around here. There might be one or two small changes, but you'll

get used to them, I'm sure. The first small change we made at board level was to decide

that the oursblogger had to be replaced as the presenter. His crude language affected the

commercial viability of this podcast, and now, without him, we can attract top-class wholesome

family sponsors like Disney, Burger King, or Halliburton. From now on, oursblog will no longer be

f***ing excellent. It'll be very good indeed. And did he a drug that can no longer be a hideous

f***ing? He's got to be a beautifully challenged African-American African. You might notice some

other small changes as well. The man in the bar is going to be replaced by the man from the

Werther's original advert. You know the guy, big smile, mustache, gives his grandson a piece of

candy. That's the kind of wholesome family-old man we want, not some guy who spends all day drinking in a

bar, as well as that. Arsson Venger Hawkins will be replaced by a handicapped person who doesn't

have continued fantasies of rape, murder, terrible ladies music, and eating feces. Finally,

we're going to change the name. The arse cast will no longer be the arse cast because the word

arse is offensive. From now on, the arse cast is going to be called the Fanny Cast. So it's just

down to me to welcome you once again to the Fanny Cast on arse blog dot to Fanny blog.

Somebody get that orange f***er on the phone for me right now.

Welcome to another arse blog arse cast on arse blog dot com in association with ole ole dot com.

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