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Hello there, welcome to a brand new arsecast, right here on arseblock.com.

Yes, arseblock.com. I'm going to have to get used to saying that again. It has been quite a while.

I know that many of you, the majority of you in fact, are looking at the new side and basking

and its awesomeness and beauty, but there are still some of you who are having problems.

And those problems, I'm sorry to tell you, are beyond my control.

Or Tom's control, for that matter, him being the guy who can do all the technical stuff,

but he can't fix your internet. The problem is with your ISP.

Those in the UK who are using virgin media broadband, have a problem.

I've had reports of Comcast in the US, also with a problem.

Um, Telefonica. In Spain, they have a problem.

I can't remember a few of the others, but obviously there's an issue at your ISP's end of things

because for me, everything is functioning absolutely fine.

I suspect what it is, and I know this technical explanation might confuse a few people.

But what it is, is that when you go to visit a website, right, you click on arseblock.com, for example,

and your ISP sends thousands of tiny little men down the internet to paint the website onto your monitor.

Then when you click off again, they paint another one, etc.

So they're very clever, these little men.

And what's happening is the little men are obviously on a work to rule or a strike or one of them got laid off

and they've all gone out in sympathy or they're looking for better terms and conditions.

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