Hello there, welcome to a brand new arse blog arse cast right here on arse blog.com.

I've gotten used to saying that again pretty quickly, I have to say, I hope you're well.

I'm sitting here with a bottle of Cooper's green. Yes, indeed.

And well, I'm about to begin the arse cast as those of you listening will know because it has just begun.

Hopefully everybody is seeing the site now.

I know there were some issues during the week with people not being able to get to the new domain or the old new domain.

But that's all to do with DNS and ISPs and all that kind of nonsense.

It should be all done and dusted now.

If you're having problems, simply send me an email to I still can't get an arse blog and it's all your fault.

It's definitely not anything I'm doing wrong.

It couldn't possibly be it's all to do with you at arse blog.com.

And I will do my very, very best to sort it out for you.

If you're using an iPhone app and you'd like to tell me that you're only seeing a couple of lines of each day's blog post,

you're using the wrong app.

Go to the iTunes store and download the arse blog app and not the arse blog 2.0 app.

So there that'll fix your problem and you may need to update the the arse blog app if you already have it.

So football wise, it's been quite a fantastic week in terms of arse.

Well, we went to Manchester City on Sunday and we got into it with this weight of expectation on our shoulders a bit.

People talking about how we hadn't beat Manchester United and we hadn't beat Chelsea and now they're talking about how we hadn't beat Manchester City who were

nobody really when we didn't beat them the last time.

They were just Manchester City and now they're Manchester City because they're all important and rich and all that kind of stuff.

But and it tells you something about the way the game has changed and how quickly things can change that we're talking about Manchester City as a team that are Manchester City and not just Manchester City if you know what I'm saying.

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