Hello there, welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Skast right here on R-Splug.

I hope you're well. It's been a couple of weeks since we've spoken obviously because there was no R-Skast

last week because of the interlow. I was going to do one of those a

and then do my voice with all echo and reverb and make it sound all sinister but that would be

applying too much coolness to the interlow because everyone knows that if you put

reverb and echo on on someone's voice it makes it much cooler. I don't want to

necessarily be someone who makes the interlow cooler. Much as I am a fan of

echo and reverb and as I often say to the guys who do sound engineering if I go

to do a voiceover job you know you could make me sound about 23% better by

just adding the slightest touch of flange. You know what flange is right? No, not

that. This is a family show. Flange is when your voice sounds a bit like this you

see? That's all flangey. Let's see actual name of the effect. True. I do love me a

bit of flange. Oh yeah. I don't know what the hell you were oh I do know what you

were thinking. Disgusting. Truly. They very rarely listen to me. These sound

engineers which is probably a good thing which is why they're the sound engineering

guys and I'm the sit there do what you're told and talk into the microphone guy.

Nevertheless we've had an interlow inflicted upon us. Last week there would have

been nothing to talk about only the Chelsea game and I don't think anybody wanted

to go over that again. Did they a week almost a week afterwards? I know I certainly

didn't and none of the 14 people that I rang up to talk about it none of them would

do it either. And apart from that there would have been nothing else to talk about

that. On last week's non-arrest cast only the fact that there was a week ahead

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