Hello there, welcome to a brand new arse cast, right here on arseblock.ole.ole.com.

I hope you find you well on action pack show to come. I promise you. We're into the second week of the new season and so far this team. I know people have their dads about it. This team is unbeaten.

Yeah, get your head around that while you're screaming for signings and new goalkeepers and defenders and all that unbeaten so far this season.

On this week show, we'll be talking to the man from East Lower about everything that's been going on. Also Tim Payton from the AST will be here to discuss the Arsenal fan share to explain exactly what it is, how you can get involved, what it aims to achieve and all that kind of stuff. Some questions you might have about it.

Well, you might have, but some questions that I had about it that I asked him and he answered, it's all good. Don't worry about it. Tony Adams is here with some poetry and other bits and pieces along the way as well. So the Liverpool game.

That was interesting because of course I watched with the mug smasher. After last week and he did very kindly say that Liverpool were going to win, ensuring of course that Liverpool didn't.

And it was all very even in the first half. Well, I thought Arsenal had the better of it. And then of course, Joe Cole got sent off and you might remember the mug smasher talking about Joe Cole last week. He said this.

I hate the little fucker to be honest. And I have to tell you that his opinion of Joe Cole was not changed in any way by his first half performance nor indeed his sending off for the foul on Laurent Cassielney.

And how nice was it to see not only Joe Cole being sent off and holding his hands to his big money head. That was very nice to see.

But nice to see one of our players being taken off on a stretcher bear with me. I know we're all used to seeing our players being taken off on stretchers but coming back out for the second half.

Perhaps perhaps.

Ars and Venger has found a player and I don't want to jinx him. I'm going to touch wood here and touch my head and cross my toes and lucky feet and rabbits things and all that.

But perhaps he's found a player that's slightly just barely a little bit resistant to injury. This is a very new thing for an Arsenal player.

Perhaps it can't be taught but maybe just by being around him some of his resistance might rub off on the other players like injury knits if you get what I'm saying.

I wasn't expecting to see him and it was going well song is going to have to come on and he's not really fit but he'll play center half and then what are we going to do for center half for.

Oh, it's terrible. The first game of the season is Arsenal career is probably over and there he was.

I had for the second half of course you got a ridiculous red card late in the game but what a debut he had. What a debut.

Failed by big money head. Taken off on a stretcher.

Comes back out and then gets sent off himself and in between that played some quite good football indeed. I was impressed I have to say.

But the mug smasher. I hate the little fucker to be honest.

Honestly he tried to invent new swear words when Cole was sent off. He also tried to invent new swear words when we scored our equalizing goal.

I should point that out too. He was quite unhappy given the lateness of its arrival and the manner in which it arrived.

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