Welcome back, Disguise Sports News and breaking news reaching us here involving Arsenal

Captain Cezc Fabregas, our sources tell us that Fabregas is in a Barcelona hospital having

a medical right now and a deal could be completed by the end of the day. He's been accompanied

there by his DNA manager, that's Chavvy, to make sure that his genes are 100% compatible

with Barcelona. So a five year, 200,000 pound a week deal on the table, some quotes coming

in from Gerard Piquet who says, I can't wait for Fabregas to be a Barcelona player, he's

a great player and when he comes we're going to have sleepovers in my house and we're going

to stay up late drinking fizzy pop and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles and my mum can't

do anything about it because I've got my own house right now, but where does it leave

Arsenal after a summer of speculation? Clearly the only way is down now for us in Bengus

men and pundits of predicting relegation.

Oh what a brilliant goal! What an introduction!

Cess Fabregas and Wolfgangs! Fabulous Arsenal goal! Oh yes still can go! It's the Abbey

for Arsenal! Uh-oh! What a finish! Go for Arsenal! Chavvy!

Benden! Benden! Coussey! Aaron Ramsey!

Come on! Chavvy! Andre Arshavin and Anfield again! Fabregas, what a run! Look at this!

Cess Fabregas is going to make it two! Oh what a goal that is! One of the great solo goals

in Premier League history!

Hello there! A brand new football season is about to kick off! A brand new season of the

Irish cast just has, with brand new theme music too, with thanks to Johnny Massacre and

the twin Vulcan crew based on the original theme tune by the fabulous people at the wayout.co.uk.

In a way it's kind of like having a new shirt, isn't it? You need to update things every

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