Hello there and welcome to a brand new arse cast right here on our

arse blog.oleole.com I hope you're well I have to admit being slightly unwell

recording this it stems from yesterday when I went to the butchers to buy meat as

you do and the butcher also has a very nice fish counter so I bought some fish

as well and they had some muscles so I bought some muscles which myself and Mrs.

blogs at last night now she's fine I however must have got a John Terry

muscle a kind of scabby gone off putrid kind of muscle because it's required me to be

in very very close proximity to a toilet at all times today it's now 917 in the

evening and this has been going on since I don't know about 917 this morning so

if you hear any funny noises it's probably just my stomach gurgling away ridding

itself of the last of the terrible muscle and if you hear any girlish high pitched

pain-filled shrieking that's just the burn so on this week's arse cast join me in a few moments

time to talk about arse and fingers press conference yesterday where he spoke about skillachi

mark schwarzer and looking ahead to the black burn game you can say blackpool black burn

will be John Cross from the mirror we've got some talk shite radio and other bits and pieces as well

and we will be looking ahead to the black burn game as I said arse and fingers some interesting

quotes about the way blackburn play football and so what's happened between the last arse cast

and this arse cast well not down to me anymore I've handed that job over to internet Joe

he follows about 18 different people on twitter who have had various reliable sources

inform him of the medicals that mark schwarzer has failed in this week alone he's failed so many

medicals he's probably on a life support machine right now that's if you're to believe everything

you read on on twitter and it's a very strange thing that's going on at the moment on twitter

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