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We Might Be Drunk

Ari Shaffir - w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir joins Mark and Sam for a wild, globe-trotting episode covering his eight-month trip through South America, getting denied entry into Nicaragua, partying in Medellín, and sneaking booze into soccer games in ways you definitely should not try. They also get into Knicks playoff hopes, travel loneliness, and why Americans are way too confident abroad. They dive into the art of storytelling in comedy, why comedians might be putting out too much content without actually living life, and how taking time away can actually make you better. Plus, bachelor party chaos, street dogs, cheap beer, and some truly unhinged travel stories. Check out Ari Shaffir’s new storytelling series The End, featuring comics like Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, and more https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Sponsored by: Fuel your day with IQBAR. Get 20 percent off all IQBAR products plus free shipping. Text DRUNK to 64000 #sponsored Get covered with Ethos Life Insurance https://www.ethos.com/drunk #sponsored Try Willie's Remedy THC tonic for a buzz without the hangoverhttps://drinkwillies.com Code WMBD #sponsored Get rid of pests the easy way with Pestiehttps://pestie.com/mightbedrunk 10 percent off #sponsored Start selling online with Shopify https://shopify.com/drunk #sponsored Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com@GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #AriShaffir #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Those are real boards, Peters. Yeah, boy. Take my side and do some tricks. Yeah. Maybe we should put the... No, no, no, no, no, we'd cross it. Yeah, show them. Maybe the bodega can... No, no, put it like right here. Should we put the... We could hang up there. Yeah, we could hang them, right camera. Oh, yeah. Put it on that, like, pillar. Yeah, there you go. We could get rid of the YouTube thing. What cares about that? That's 100,000. That's a big fucking deal. My kid saw that. He was like, you got one of yeah people care about that

0:37.5

people give a shit where are we at now

0:39.8

have we gone up

0:40.5

2 80 all right all right

0:42.8

do we go when's the next one you get

0:44.3

a million damn that's tough

0:46.8

that's insane 100,000 a million

0:48.9

I know right big jump

0:50.8

guess we're keeping that up

0:52.1

I've never seen sale like he's defended anything I'm like defending anything. Oh, you fucking kidding me. That's a big deal. Are we recording? Should we just keep that? That was kind of fun. Keep all that in. That was kind of stupid. All right. Hey guys. Can we shit on Guy or no? Yeah, so we were supposed to have Guy Fieri. Let's not. Not shit on him're supposed to have Guy on, but he's in a... We're supposed to have Guy Fieri on the podcast today Yeah And I guess he shook Andrew Tate's hand And we didn't have him Yeah We're going from Guy to Goy? Wait, no No, Guy to no Goy Yes We Yes. We're having an Ari Shapiro on there. I guess this isn't the image rehabilitation pod. Oh, there is. Welcome back. He's wearing a romper. Watch out. Holy shit. Looking good. There he is. You're dressed like a pregnant woman. What the hell happened? Hell yeah. You're on air. I'm not pissed in a bottle. Now you've got a fucking female barquehunter. Can't piss in bottles anymore. God, I hope you're wearing underwear. You have to drink a beer really quick for him to pee in a bottle. Oh, yeah, true. What is that? What kind of beer is that? Oh, Colombian beer.

2:01.3

Looks damn good. Ooh. Club Columbia Dorado. You know, the lime and the beer is a full-on white guy appropriation. They don't do that. But you know what? I'll be damned. It works. It works. I like it. There's something about those corona. You feel like you're on vacation. Yes, yes, exactly.

2:18.3

When I was in college, we all went down to Mexico, it got pretty wild. But the Dosecces were a quarter. Whoa. It was a different time. Yeah, I remember how cheap chakates used to be like a dollar with a creek. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's like a Mexican PBR. It kind of hit, though. Yeah, they weren't bad. A little lime in one of those cans. That's right. That's right. God damn. That's like a Mexican PBR. It kind of hit, though.

2:35.5

Yeah, they weren't bad.

2:36.2

A little lime in one of those cans.

2:37.8

That's true.

2:38.6

I drank a lot of them.

2:39.6

Yeah, that was all right.

2:40.9

Yeah, back then you'd just, you'd wake up, you'd have diarrhea, and then you were back.

2:44.7

I'm just not a big beer guy.

2:46.3

Yeah, I gave it up with my old age. It's not my go-to. I'd rather have like a whiskey or like a cocktail or something.

2:54.3

Same. But beer looks good.

2:55.8

It looks good.

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