Derrick Stroup & Gary Vider
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, hey, everybody, we're here. We're here. We're back. We got Gary Veter and Derek Strupe. What's going on? |
| 0:12.2 | Derek's got a new special on Netflix right now called Nostalgic. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, give it a watch. That's awesome, man. Thank you, man. It's been a lot of fun. First one I've put out. We hung on for the first week, and then your boy Mark over here bumped me out. Well, WWE fucked all of us in the ass. You got knocked out by Bridgeton. Let's be honest. Yeah, let's be honest. My wife told me that was coming. She goes, Bridgeton's coming for your ass. My wife's watching it and coming. But yeah, it looked great. Would you shoot it here? Birmingham, Alabama, the lyric theater. That was way off. Yeah, yeah, you were way off. I think we did that. Yeah, we did that one. Birmingham's good. Yeah, Birmingham's a great comedy city. |
| 0:56.1 | And you say that about cities that you don't stay in for a long time. |
| 1:00.1 | And that's very much a Birmingham situation. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.3 | Now, Birmingham was fun. |
| 1:06.1 | But are you from? |
| 1:07.7 | I'm from right outside of Huntsville, Alabama. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:10.5 | Yeah, like Von Braun. |
| 1:12.1 | Yeah, the Brawn. The Jews always latch on to the Nazi museum there. Yeah, that is. Operation paper clip is all right there. But they used him. He was a smart Nazi. They used him for good. For sure. That's what we need to do that more. You can always tell a museum is interesting when they have a pop a shot there. |
| 1:30.2 | They have a basketball. And you're like, this doesn't have anything to do with the museum. This doesn't loosen them up. That's the Atlanta part. We'll round the edges with a pop a shot. We should use bad guys for good. Like Frank Abagnale, the guy from Catch Me if he can, the FBI took him and said, help us. |
| 1:45.4 | That's what they think. Maybe. He's playing them, dude. We'll get Derek Chauvin, put him in UFC. I'm just saying. Yeah, maybe anti-Semitism. You could ask him first, but are you smart? And then you bring them over. Oh, there you go. You get on the SATs. There you go. that was so it turns out they're all really smart |
| 2:01.9 | this is a bummer |
| 2:03.1 | they nailed This is bad. We have a whole department now. Yeah, we should get suicide bombers on our side. Just, you know, throw them back and I ran. Have them on Air Canada. That'll shorten the trip. Yeah them that that airline sucks I don't think it was |
| 2:20.0 | their fault yeah it wasn't there for it was an air traffic control thing oh I'm just saying in general |
| 2:24.3 | oh it does suck it's not great it's not great it's up there with west jet west jet oh yeah oh yeah |
| 2:31.3 | they hit the fire truck yeah yeah the guy confessed he said it was his fault. That's how you know the airlines are bad right now, Mark, there's a plane crash yesterday, Mark's like, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, pretty casual. Yeah, yeah, hit a fire truck. And the guy did, I mean, he like immediately, he goes, that's my fault. Like they're going to be like, no, no, Rick, you're good, buddy. We've all done this. You're right. |
| 2:53.2 | 40 in the hospital. he like immediately he goes that's my fault like no no Rick you're good buddy we've all done this |
| 2:52.4 | 40 in the hospital it's insane death any death two deaths two pilots but and there was a uh |
| 2:59.2 | stewardess the uh two is not horrible right two is not it was just yeah just the two pilots |
| 3:04.3 | i mean it's just all the pilots yeah that's it. A hundred percent of the pilots died. All right, well, RIP, sorry. I was to say the fire truck was on its way, I think, to another plane. No. And then that's when it collided with this. So they're probably like, I guess we've got to put out this one. The irony. It's like a pre-stopping a kid rape or something. Right, right. That's a perfect example. It wasn't making sense. And I go, wow. That's what I'm here for. I explain things. But there was a flight attendant that was in a jump seat in the cockpit, and then she got tossed out of it and still survived. |
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