Mark Normand & Sam Morril w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover it all, Portland seafood, comedy buses, MSG cop shows, porn etiquette, dating peeves, fake tits in politics, Christmas movies, baseball legends, and the greatest American bands. Plus, they dive into expensive hotels, day drinking regret, Babe Ruth’s insane diet, and why you should never summon a comedian from across the bar. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey #sponsored Willie’s RemedyOrder now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders over $95. Enjoy life in the high country. #sponsored IQBARText DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus free shipping. Message and data rates may apply. #sponsored HimsGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, hair loss, weight loss, and more at https://hims.com/DRUNK #sponsored ShopifyStart selling today with a $1 per month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, folks, here we are. We're back. It's 77 degrees outside.
0:10.9	I can't believe what these things are here.
0:13.0	Oh, yeah. Puppets.
0:14.1	Stranger Things Kids are back. Look at this. This is crazy.
0:17.6	This is how I pass out. Hopefully not around Mark. I'm getting a teaback supreme.
0:21.8	Oh, yeah.
0:22.4	Look at that.
0:23.3	Wow.
0:23.9	I mean, look at it.
0:24.3	It's a real jacket, real glad. This is, uh, they didn't. What's with the beard, though? You don't have that long a beard used. Yeah, that's crazy. You look like a bad boy in like an 80s sitcom. Was that Kirk Cameron?
0:34.8	Right, right.
0:36.3	Yeah, they didn't, what's the word I'm looking for?
0:38.9	Spinch?
0:40.7	Uh, right. Yeah, they didn't, what's the word I'm looking for?
0:38.9	Spinch?
0:40.7	A pinch.
0:41.7	What do you call me?
0:42.2	I looked a little special needs.
0:43.6	A little bit, yeah.
0:44.4	I mean, look at that shit.
0:45.4	But they got the tight curls, the mine are a little looser.
0:47.8	I mean, they kind of nailed everything.
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