Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Your Mom's House Ep. 853

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular. Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show. It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty. Your Mom’s House Ep. 853 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue 00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting 00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It 00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors 00:28:48 - Big Word Burger 00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits 00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan 00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories 00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:48:27 - Brain Injuries 00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet? 01:00:35 - Kinky Unc 01:04:13 - Plugging Dates 01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life 01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	These are good cameras.
0:12.0	Hell yeah, dude.
0:13.0	These are like good cameras, dude.
0:15.0	Look at those triceps.
0:17.0	Oh, shit.
0:18.0	That's all natural?
0:20.0	You see a horn missing a...
0:21.5	You see a fucking horse missing a shoe.
0:24.3	It's right here, dude.
0:26.9	All right, welcome.
0:29.0	Welcome to an episode of your mom's house.
0:32.2	Christina's out on a girl's trip.
0:33.6	That sounds fun.
0:34.4	Where?
0:35.4	She went out west, I think, to crochet and whitewater rat, whatever chicks do. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I'm jealous, but this is good to be here, man. Yeah, fuck, yeah. I love it. You stay up late when no one's home, you know? Thank God. I don't have any rules, I just stay up late. But you've got kids though. I know. So I tell them I'm like,
0:54.6	all going to bed. And then I don't. And you stay hang out at the east wing of the house. Yeah. Then I just stay up. Yeah. Dude, I'm so excited. I mean, I've obviously run into you at the club a bunch of times, but I never got to spend that much time with you. I think, first of all, I have to tell you, I think
1:11.1	Persim always thought it's remarkable
1:13.5	that somebody that much time with you. I think, first of all, I have to tell you, I think, Perse, I've always thought
1:12.6	it's remarkable that somebody does stand up
1:16.6	in not their native tongue in another country.
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