Tim & Christine Learn About Bimbofication | Your Mom's House Ep. 854

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Head to https://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code YMH. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies. Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome. If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you. Your Mom’s House Ep. 854 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool 00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband 00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom 00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef 00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant 00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun 00:33:20 - International Realtors 00:36:35 - Safety Larry 00:39:38 - Mantak Chia 00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy 01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks 01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	Now are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we?
0:15.0	From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this.
0:18.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:20.0	Yorkshire to New York. Or climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge.
0:25.6	Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4. Stream now.
0:30.6	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I'm Tom, aka T. Buntz. She's Chrissy, aka Fart Dog. And we are so excited.
0:40.5	We have so much ground to cover today. I can't wait to get into all of this. One thing I wanted
0:45.4	to point out at the very tip top of this show is that we here at YM.A. Studios with this great staff
0:51.4	and great production produced the end, Ari Schaffir's new and final
0:57.7	storytelling show that is a collection of stories told by incredible comics. And it comes out April
1:05.5	16th. It is on pre-sale right now. The amount of talent on this thing is so phenomenal.
1:13.5	He really, he got Nate Bargazzi, Jim Brewer,
1:17.0	Christa Stefano, Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliff,
1:19.3	Jordan Jensen, Robert Kelly, Joe List, Mark Norman,
1:22.5	Big J. O'Crison, Miss Pat, Jessel Reed,
1:25.1	myself, Ari, Ali Sadiq, Steve Simone, Dan Soder, Sam Talit, and so on, and so.
1:29.8	It was so many great comics, all in that format, if you ever saw Ari's storytelling show that at first
1:37.0	he would tour L.A. with. I think he also did it many times in New York. It was a Comedy Central show.
1:43.4	This is him doing that, I believe, one last time.
1:47.4	And so you can watch it starting April 16th. You can get all the episodes. You can buy individual
1:51.6	episodes. But if you do it now, you get a discount for doing it. And all you have to do is go to
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