Are You Gonna Buy Gwyneth Paltrow’s One Night Stand Scented Candle?
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🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue time to get bust on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. It's the |
| 0:06.2 | virtues entertainment bus. Harry Styles is reportedly launching a line of sex |
| 0:11.6 | themed fragrances. So he's teaming up with Sean Kerney, who previously worked on |
| 0:16.5 | Gwyneth Paltrow's brand Goop. You know, Goop has those vagina-centred candles. |
| 0:20.8 | You didn't say it right. What? Goop. Oh, I thought you said, |
| 0:24.0 | she mispronounced the giant. So apparently he's going to release three |
| 0:30.4 | different perfumes, one's called ribbylets, one's called closest and bright, |
| 0:33.7 | and the other is going to be called hot. And the description for closeness is what |
| 0:38.7 | I feel like is maybe a lesson in consent and will apparently smell like a |
| 0:42.6 | whispered, yes, skin pressed against the skin. Was that too spicy for you guys? |
| 0:47.2 | I mean, I'm okay with the spice level. I just, how does one, how do you |
| 0:54.0 | determine that's what that smells like? Like, how do you know that's what that |
| 0:57.0 | smells like? You know what I mean? Citrus and notes. They're just extracting sweat |
| 1:03.0 | from a positive encounter at all. If it makes Tiffany fantasize my |
| 1:08.2 | fiance, fantasize about Harry Styles, while I'm in the room, I'll pay for it. |
| 1:13.6 | 100% no problem. You would be okay. What? |
| 1:17.7 | Having relationship, having relations with your fiance and she is envisioning another man. |
| 1:23.3 | Who's in the room? You and her. Who's parts are in the room? Your parts are. |
| 1:27.0 | I don't care where her heads are. Absolutely not. |
| 1:31.0 | I know what she's fantasy about. Look, even if it's like even if it's a like a |
| 1:35.0 | non attainable celebrity, you better be picturing my bean, not Margot Robbie. |
| 1:41.3 | Bags. Yeah, I'm a closer on the deal. I'll let the celebrity leave it. |
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