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The Two Pints Podcast!

Are you a Psychopath?

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

For absolutely no apparent reason we decided to take a Psychopathy Test on this week’s pod and it threw up some interesting results! Plus shaving your nuts, bingeing TV, losing your hair and the extraordinary life of Charlie Sheen.


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0:00.0

Get my wife's ass out of your fucking mouth.

0:02.7

Oh, that's such...

0:04.0

Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

0:08.5

Hello!

0:09.1

Hello! Welcome to Two Pints, Season 6, episode 11.

0:18.9

Hello, everybody.

0:19.7

Well into it now.

0:23.2

Yeah, yeah. Been good. Yeah, we are we are gonna i think that the idea in in in time is for this to sort of be mostly full time i know we've

0:29.4

done it like in seasons before but um i like seasons though because gives people a break

0:35.3

gives people time to missiles it's nice to have a little break yeah but you don't want to leave

0:39.1

people hanging once they've sort of gone oh they're expecting anything you don't want to leave them hanging but um we have to we have to take some time off because yeah we've got all sorts to do because we've been we've been running around it's been all over the gaff it's been tough while we've been on tour been on tour we've done all sorts,

0:52.2

we've been busy doing other things.

0:53.7

So,

0:54.2

but we,

0:54.6

obviously,

0:55.4

we'll be very much back.

0:56.7

What is,

0:57.9

uh,

0:58.0

what, We've been on tour. We've done all sorts. We've been busy doing other things. So, but we obviously will be very much back. What is, uh, what's the crack with you? There's something, there's something going on over here. Oh yeah. Which I like something very specifically, which I feel is related to you. Well, obviously we've got our beer sponsor, which is beer wolf. Yeah. Which is, what's the machine called again? The blade. It's the blade. The blade home draft machine. We've got this in the studio. And because I'm, listen, I'm trying to cut down a little bit when we're drinking. And also, what I'm thinking is good for us to try different things. I'm not for trying the alcohol free. And this is an alcohol free.

1:44.9

It's Heineken. 0.0% beer. And the beers that we used to drink on two bites when we were filming. Yeah. That was calibre. And I think there wasn't many around, was he then? No, there was just one brand of alcohol-free beer. And it smelled like farts. And it made you fire. I think you the shits and the fun. I feel like everything gives you the shits.

1:46.7

It's a common thing. of alcohol-free beer and it smelled like farts. And it made you fire. It gave you the shits and the farts.

1:44.7

I feel like everything gives you the shit.

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