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The Two Pints Podcast!

I wasn’t expecting that.

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

More listener questions and this episode went down a route no-one was expecting. Something a bit different, genuine and honest. 


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0:00.0

If it would be left to you, you'd have been like,

0:02.1

dazzle-dazzle him. No, it's not just that. And then it was like, he does like, you're going to box, lad. Hello, welcome to Two Pouts with Will and Ralph, episode 10, Swift Half. We're going to do some listener questions. Brilliant. Okay. Because, you know, we keep saying, give us your questions and whatever, and it's only right that we actually...

0:25.0

And we use our swift staff for the people that follow the pod. Did they get a mention? So Collette has got in touch, and she has put... I haven't seen these. She's put... When you were both at high school, did you... I wonder if Collette's American or she's just saying high school. We don't really say high school, do we?

0:54.3

Uh... at high school, did your, I wonder if Collette's American or she's just saying high school. We don't really say high school, do we? Uh, no. Do your, do your kids who are obviously of a different generation, do they say, refer to it as high school? Because we used to say primary and secondary school. I don't really know. They're less school now, so I don't, I honestly don't know. I've never said high school. At Sharkey, can you get Jaden in here, please?

0:55.9

We have a question for him.

0:57.1

Tell him to come over, but we'll carry on.

0:58.8

When you were both at high school, did your school have a rival or enemy school? And what did you think of them? Yeah, we used to have fights with them. All I think of is like Greece with Rydell High and...

1:10.3

What?

1:11.2

Greece.

1:11.8

They'd have an opposition school.

1:13.1

No, no, there wasn't.

1:14.2

It was just a... like Greece with Rydell High and what?

1:11.6

Greece.

1:13.1

They did have an opposition school?

1:14.1

No, no, there wasn't.

1:14.7

It was just a, there was just him wanting to Crateyface. Yeah, but he went to some of the school. Oh, was it? I thought it was just him with the flames on his car, Cratey face. Yeah, yeah. I was a rival, yes. Imagine me, how gutty did you be if your nickname was Craitorface.

1:25.1

I know, and you've got the part.

1:26.4

You know, you know,

1:27.7

you know your skin's not great.

1:29.0

Imagine your agent,

1:29.9

your agent going,

1:31.1

I've got the part. Yeah, I know. You know, you know, you know your skin's not great.

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