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The Two Pints Podcast!
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🗓️ 3 December 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
‘Behave!’, ‘I’m not having that’ and ‘That’s bollocks’. Just some of Ralf’s reactions to this week’s ‘What Will William Tell’.
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| 0:00.0 | No, I've heard... |
| 0:01.0 | Have you got any tape? |
| 0:02.0 | I've heard... |
| 0:03.0 | Have you got any... |
| 0:04.0 | Have you got any print stick for this? |
| 0:08.0 | Pass me the needle and thread. I'll try and stitch this back together. |
| 0:10.0 | It'll be like a trampoline by the time I finish it. |
| 0:12.0 | Oh my God. Hello, everybody. Welcome to your midweek version. Happy Wednesday. This is your... It's not a version, is it? Well, what is it? I think you always say that. It's not a midweek version of what Will William tell. All right. It's just what Will William tell. It's a midweek version of two pints with Will and Ralph. Okay. Sorry, I don't mean to... |
| 0:38.3 | I didn't finish what I was saying. |
| 0:39.5 | But please do. |
| 0:40.5 | Okay. |
| 0:41.3 | Welcome to your midweek version of what were William Tell. |
| 0:43.8 | Fuck you. |
| 0:44.3 | Enjoy, cue the music. |
| 0:46.4 | I'm not even doing it. |
| 0:51.2 | All right. |
| 0:52.5 | This was a survey that popped up. |
| 0:56.3 | And I just popped up on our producer's phone. |
| 1:00.8 | There's questions to be answered there, isn't it? |
| 1:02.7 | Did it? |
| 1:02.9 | Apparently. |
| 1:03.7 | I'm very interested in this. |
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