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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Dear Emily Post, What's the Appropriate Reaction to a Queef? AFAF feat. Kyle Grooms & Jay Jurden

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

LIVE at the Bell House BK, Jordan and Michelle double down on Adulting with not one, but TWO guests. Comedian Kyle Grooms and his queen have been together for 24 years and happily married for three- wait, what?? Actor, writer, and comedian Jay Jurden gives us the queer perspective of what to expect at the after-after-party (intercourse). Jordan reenacts an ass-over-tea-kettles-yoga-disaster and Michelle explains why she prefers choking over rollercoasters... but who doesn't in this economy??

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0:43.2

20 years ago, you look like you were 10 years old.

0:46.1

Y'all got a Google image, Jordan Carlos. Your pictures are giving like young, black, child actor.

0:53.5

Now I just look like a mile of bad road.

0:56.1

Stop. You know what's crazy? My gap

0:58.2

got bigger. Nice. Mine too.

1:01.0

I was talking about my puss.

1:07.1

And that's how

1:08.0

we met. We compared gaps.

1:26.0

Music And that's how we met. We compared gaps. Oh, my goodness.

1:26.9

Hi, Jordan. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Adulting. It Us. People ask us this question all the time. People always want to know how did we meet? Because we're always just like, it's comedy. It's not like a movie with Richard Geer and Julie Roberts. You know what I mean? We were out here doing comedy for drink tickets, you know? I want to say there's a really hilarious comedian named Josh Filipowski,, and he would do a lot of shows. And I feel like I definitely met you through Josh's show at some point. Or maybe it was something else. Maybe it was an open mic. I just remember a couple of amazing highlights. One was watching you at a comedy spot on 9th Avenue. It was not a club. It was a gay bar on 9th Avenue where I watched you just like, do your thing. It was amazing. I was like, once you sit and watch her, it was wonderful. What was I doing? You were doing your act. Oh, okay, great. Because sometimes I do the act. Sometimes, like, I just rip on the audience. So I was like, uh-oh, what was she doing?

2:18.6

But that's fun.

2:19.2

Thank you for that.

2:20.0

You don't have to tell a comedian that they look good or that they've lost weight or that they're skinny. Tell them that, like, you took time out of your day to watch their set and they were good. And that's like all you need. Oh, my God. It's the hardest thing for us to do is to watch a friend's act.

2:17.6

You know, I don't remember

2:35.6

who went up before you, but there was a definite, like, hole. Somebody had a bad set. You went up,

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