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I believe it was yesterday. I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery.

To take care of something. I walked in the bathroom in the middle toilet right there.

Somebody didn't shit in the toilet. Somebody shat on the toilet. They shat on the walls.

They shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man. But before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds,

man, I just stared at somebody's shit, man. To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really,

really profound moment. I was thinking, I'm 30 years old and in about 10 seconds, I got to start

cleaning up somebody's shit, man. We make profound moments happen five nights a week,

from seven to 10 here on News Talk 97.3 Kiro FM. That's right. You're tuned into TBTL,

the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm Luke Burbank.

Here with longtime producer, Jen Flash Andrews. Sean Ditori, Japan's number one mixer.

All of you may be joining us through minorthwest.com where you can stream the show or

listening to us through iTunes or in Zoom. It's just after nine bells, Burbank Standard Time,

which means we've entered the third and final hour of this Tuesday night edition of the show.

It's episode 301, 301 in a collector's series. Where do you think we're going to be at episode 600,

Jennifer? First of all, do you think there will be an episode 600? I think that's probably

the first question one has to ask, and then the second question is, how will we have changed?

How will we be different? I can't even imagine. If we're going to have a 600 episode or

how we will have changed? Well, I have a feeling that if there were us to be a 600 episode,

it would actually be quite similar. There's no way we could just keep doing this for 300.

I assume we have to evolve and grow in some way. I plan on doing the show in Pig Latin.

By the time we get to episode 600, I just don't know there are sensibilities. We'll have changed that

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