April 7, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Blockbuster nostalgia all over the place.

Transcript

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0:00.0	No vans, no die packs, put your money on the counter. This is TBTF.
0:07.5	Take post to the next round for the tournament.
0:09.5	What do we play?
0:10.5	Saturday.
0:11.5	Saturday.
0:12.5	Well, I have to reschedule.
0:13.5	Who's the charge of schedule?
0:14.5	Walter.
0:15.5	I told that crowd of f***ing thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos.
0:19.0	You already posted it?
0:20.0	Well, they can f*** it on post!
0:21.5	How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
0:23.5	I'm Schoamer Shabbos.
0:24.5	What's that, Walter?
0:25.5	Saturday, Donnie, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of Russ.
0:27.5	That means I don't work.
0:28.5	I don't want to drive a car.
0:30.5	I'm f***ing riding a car.
0:31.5	I don't handle money.
0:32.5	I don't turn on the oven.
0:33.5	And I sure sh**.
0:34.5	Don't f***ing roll!
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