This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

Whenever Mr. Knightley rolls over and exposes his genitals, it warms my heart.

Look it, it's plain and simple, it's bullsh**t.

Oh ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

I like turtles.

I don't buy this for one Iota, not even a second!

Eski, the excitable boy.

I will, for purposes of this show, chop this tomato just so you can see, so I'm pretty good

with this knight, and I'm pretty good with a sword, new chuts, and a pistol.

I totally forgot to tell you, in my last message, yes, I have a mustache.

I've acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family, and that violates my or any

sense of right and wrong.

And I'm trying to get into break-dancing.

And that happened.

I think I can summarize the experience in one word.

Hello, friends, welcome to a Friday edition of TBTL, the show that demonstrates all the

telltale signs of probably being too beautiful to live.

I'm Luke Burbank, your host for the next three hours of caring and sharing.

It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

Wailing in at 184.5 pounds that is down a pound from yesterday.

My life is good, really good.

Not to brag, but over the weekend, I expect that to go down because I'm literally training

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