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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 3, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Umbrellas for two

Awesome Not Awesome: Countdown to 30 Rock, LOL replaced by MML, McCain and Montag

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is T-B-T-L with Loop Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

0:09.0

Look it, it's plain and simple. It's bullsh-t.

0:13.0

It's not like it's a night vision porn tape.

0:16.0

Rowanoke. Hey, rock.

0:20.0

I've got to put you through pain!

0:25.0

I know theoretically, I'll get tired of playing Jim Cosic Drops on this show, but I mean, not anytime soon.

0:35.0

Hi, everybody hear me? How about I bring the back row, yeah? Huh?

0:39.0

Rowan Shut Up!

0:43.0

Vanessa and I often play this game where it's really, she's the one who plays it,

0:49.0

and I have to listen to it where she goes.

0:51.0

Honey, what if I really, like, will see something terrible?

0:54.0

And she'll go, honey, what if I was really into, like, into, like, stuffed scarecrow figures in the whole house?

1:04.0

I just wanted it to all be, like, a scarecrow theme and, like, a country, like, those country scarecrow's, like, they have a little straw coming out of their shirt, their little plaid shirt.

1:13.0

And I say, well, I would still love you, even though I'm not really that into scarecrow's.

1:17.0

And she goes, no, you're supposed to say that you would talk me out of it because those scarecrow's are terrible.

1:22.0

Let me play that game. Would you guys still love me if this is how I started every show?

1:26.0

Hi, everybody hear me? How about I bring the back row, yeah? Huh?

1:30.0

Rowan Shut Up!

1:33.0

I don't mean playing the clip, I mean, actually doing that.

1:36.0

Shawnee, would you still work here? Yeah.

1:39.0

Oh, that's the right answer.

1:42.0

Jens, Jens, Jens, you know, gonna keep her opinion on that to herself, probably, because the answer might be no.

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