April 26, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2011

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke is confused as to what day it is but manages to stumble through the show with the help of Vanessa, Jen, and the promise of some serious napping the second they're done recording.

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0:00.0	So, I tell him I'm a pro, Jack.
0:02.0	And who do you think they give me?
0:04.0	The Dali Lama.
0:06.0	It's 12th son of a Lama.
0:08.0	The flowing robes, the grace, all...
0:12.0	It's striking.
0:14.0	I'm on a first tee with him. I give him his driver.
0:16.0	He calls off and wax one.
0:18.0	Big hitter from the Lama.
0:20.0	Long.
0:21.0	So, he finished 18.
0:23.0	And he's gonna stiff me.
0:25.0	And I say, hey! Lama!
0:27.0	Hey! How about a little something, you know?
0:30.0	Pretty effort, you know?
0:31.0	And he says, oh, uh, it won't be any money.
0:34.0	But when you die, you will receive total consciousness.
0:41.0	So, I got that going.
0:43.0	Which is nice.
0:45.0	T-B-T-L!
0:51.0	Here's something else we've got going for us.
0:54.0	A Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
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