I thought about this quite a bit, sir, and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career.

I don't want to sell anything, bought or processed, buy anything, sold or processed, or...

Process anything, sold, bought or processed, repair anything, sold, bought or processed.

You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

So, my father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation.

So, what I've been doing lately is kickboxing.

T-B-T-L!

Hey there, friendos. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

I'm laughing because I was just checking in on the T-B-T-L website.

And I noticed that people were commenting on the fact that the show is posting late today

and that that probably comes in no accident related to the fact that yesterday was Easter's

and my first chance to get off of the Little Red Wagon and enjoy me some alcohol beverage type things.

Yes, that is true. We did go buck wild yesterday eating the traditional Easter dinner of fried chicken, ham and Croatian Easter bread.

Yes, we did that at Casa de Burro, but actually the reason the show is up late today is because we're taking today off just completely.

I'm not hung over. I'm in my perfectly right mind. I'm just too lazy to do a real show.

But I can tell you a couple of things. Number one, we've got something very interesting for you to listen to here coming up in a moment.

And number two, I have actually been working today tying up various loose ends related to the T-B-T-L live shows in Chicago and let me tell you folks.

If you have not gotten your tickets for some crazy reason to the Saturday show, by the way, these are May 6th and 7th.

If you've not gotten your tickets for the 6th, this sold out. If you haven't gotten your tickets for the Saturday night show,

you are going to be sad because we are putting together quite the nights of fun. These are going to be happening at Shuba's.

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