Two beautiful tulips with little burbank

A knife seven three f's and a tie roll

Sir, can I have a grip on something?

Hello, no private group?

Yeah, that is you

This is Rat Master Maurice

I recently rented a unit from you and I met a rat about it

Well, my name's Maurice and I'm here to say that you've been treating renters wrong in a major way

You see your policies, they just make me laugh

My department shouldn't be a month and a half

And when I talk to you, you ain't even nice

So sublet your ears to my advice

You'd better change your slum lord in ways

Or the tenet won't be the only one that pays

Monthly peace

Can you do that again?

Well, in a bit

Right now, what we're concerned with is

The third hour of this Tuesday night edition of TVTL

It's just after Nine Bells, Burbank Standard Time

If somehow, because of the vagaries of podcasting

Or maybe your schedule, you're just hearing this segment of the show

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