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Can you put your hand, close your face please?

I'm sorry Nakawa, can you, you have hand, close your face, close your face.

I don't get that close to the glass, I'm gonna climb on the floor, you know, as this.

Yes, you are no whiskey.

This is not whiskey, this is iced tea, if you gave me a real whiskey.

I need misteriors place, I think I know what you want, you want this, right?

I need no misteriors, and for mysterious, yeah, I'll just try to think where the hell's a whiskey.

It's no mystery, it's just a Tuesday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Jackie, jump, jump, I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds.

It does not bother me, it infects that kind of light because I know there's somebody around.

I'm the same weight as last night, but the difference Jennifer is that I weighed myself after eating about, I don't know, five or six half full containers of leftover Thai food.

So, the weight is the same as yesterday, but it's legitimate.

Today, I'm legitimately 190, which really means if you, I've gone down a pound since yesterday.

You know what I'm talking about? This sounds like a credit default swap of weighing in.

Some kind of, you know, financial derivative that's complicated and will take years to unwind.

I will tell you what, Luke weighing in before the show is too big to fail.

So, I think that whatever happens with the math, we can assume there will be some kind of tarp relief for it.

Well, haven't you said that out perfectly?

Yeah, yeah, I think so, I think so.

Oh, this.

Hi, this is Luke Mom Fuzzi coming tonight on TBTL.

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