One, drive with your legs. Two, wrap your arms around the thighs. Three, be the first backup to your feet.

TVPL is Rugby Packers, on 973 FM Cairo.

These are about warriors. We know about the warriors. They're heavy outfit.

They're from Coney Island. Warriors. You guys are the big dudes, huh?

Now, they're in the Bronx. We're going back 27 miles behind enemy lines.

The only choice we've got. Between them and safety. Stand 20,000 cups.

And a hundred thousand sworn enemies. I want them all. I want all the war.

They've got one way out. They've got one chance. They've got one night. The Warriors.

We lived it today. More on that in a moment. Welcome to a Thursday night edition of TVTL.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live. Trust me, guys. This is going to be great. This is our last result.

Here's what we've got in store for you this evening.

Hi, this is T.T.L. Welcome, son. It's the nephew. Here's what's coming up on tonight's show.

Luke Battles the world's rudest movie theater goers. And by battle, he needs huffing angrily to himself for two hours.

Why voice mail has become totally obsolete. And TVTL learns how to fight his way out of Thunderdome to the hint.

It involves a dead fox fishing net and a giant pencil.

I am your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in it 188 pounds. I'll tell you, after our Thunderdome training session today, I just went home and just sacked out.

I got home at about one o'clock. I drew a hot bath. And then I went to sleep at two and got up at about 5.30.

Because I was physically and emotionally drained from that. I found out things about myself that I found out that I had an inner reserve of strength that it was as if it was a reader's digest drama in real life, starring well all three of us.

Hi Flash.

I love changes, but I drank a little.

Did you actually go to lunch with your in-laws in your Thunderdome outfit? Or did you have a change of clothes?

I took the blue off and just I was wearing jeans and turlknock underneath it. That's what I wore.

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