Hi, this is Chris of the New York Times, and I'm the one you want to be with you.

I see beautiful lips.

CBTL.

For the last three days, John has been feeling a painful burning sensation each time he is urinated.

And now this morning there was a new problem.

John had seen a discharge down there and he knew it was possible.

Now he was scared.

What to do?

There's only one thing to do.

And John's friend urges him to do it.

And now try listening to two beautiful duels.

Welcome to our number two of this Wednesday night edition of CBTL.

It's episode 297 in a collector series.

I've said this many times at many different points in this show's proud year and a half on the air.

But can you freaking believe that this is the 297th time we've come in and done this?

Nope.

That's a lot.

That is really a lot of...

Because of how...

And this engendus is not because you don't produce the heck out of the show because you really do.

But a lot of nights it just feels precarious to me.

Just the idea of coming in, turning on the mics and just talking for three hours.

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