April 2, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2008

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Luke's runner's smugness

New studies show your supply of willpower is limited, so use it carefully.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710 Cairo.
0:09.6	No one knows. Hey, Ruff, I've got a board you through Penn!
0:17.3	And that happened.
0:19.3	Subnews, this is David again.
0:21.3	I totally forgot to tell you in my last message.
0:24.8	Yes, I have a mustache.
0:28.3	Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.
0:34.8	He's for fun.
0:36.8	Don't worry. I won't tell nobody.
0:39.8	You can't tell me what to do. You're not my father.
0:42.8	It's not like it's a night vision porn tape.
0:44.8	You know what they say?
0:46.8	See you're brought to get that booty angle?
0:48.8	Lay it down, smack them, smack them.
0:51.8	Oh, got to be.
0:52.8	Oh, it's dirtiest.
0:53.8	I speak Jai.
0:54.8	Oh, good.
0:55.8	I am not gay.
0:57.8	I never have been gay.
0:59.8	Tranny, Tranny, Fierce, Fierce, Fierce, Tranny, Ha Ha.
1:04.8	But he's gay.
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